What do you mean that file is inaccessible?
I worked with it just yesterday
Oh, please let me work with that file
I'm on a deadline and it's today

If I miss another deadline my boss will kill me
Or at least make me wish he had
I've already asked him for one extension
Asking for another will just make him mad

Tell me; do you enjoy seeing me sweat?
Is this some kind of cheep thrill to you?
Just remember who keep you software up to date
And whose wall you're plugged into.

You still won't let me access the file?
Not even when I say pretty please
Fine, I'll just move on to threats
Then we'll see who's on their knees

Now, where'd I put that sledge hammer?
Or I could cause a power surge and let you fry
Just cough up the file and nobody gets hurt
Otherwise, you can kiss your hard drive good-bye

Still won't cooperate? We'll soon see about that
My patience has warn well beyond thin
You'll talk this time if you know what's good for you
And if you ever want to see your mouse again

Oh, you mean the file just isn't there anymore?
That's right; I did transfer it to disk
Why didn't you just say so in the first place?
We could have avoided all this unpleasantness